[#오늘의방탄] 인기가요 컴백 그리고 1위! 아미 덕분에 컴백 첫 주를 행복하게 마무리했습니다🥇 소쑈유~💜 #나꼭너의곁에있을게 #상탄소년단 pic.twitter.com/ZkXG9ckY16
[#Today’sBangtan] Inkigayo comeback and 1st Place! We ended our 1st week of comeback (promotions) happily thanks to ARMYs🥇 So show you~💜* #IWillAlwaysStayByYourSide** #AwardBoyScouts
(T/N: *The lyrics from ‘Magic Shop’ are “So show me (I’ll show you)” but they combined the two here. **Lyrics from ‘Anpanman’.)
women are most attractive when they’re not even thinking abt it. and i don’t mean that in a “girls look better without makeup” way so much as a “i love seeing girls be their natural selves where they forget the pressure of perfection placed on women” way.
i love the goofing off double chins and the too-loud near-obnoxious laughter, the gruff and scratchy voice in the morning when they’re too tired to bother with sounding soft, and the not brushing their hair bc they can’t be bothered to deal with and what are you going to do about it anyway?
i love the boldness of women who forget that they have been told to be delicate.
honestly bless hayley kiyoko for everything, yesterday i was talking to this cute girl and i casually mentioned her and the girl went, “hayley kiyoko?? i love hayley kiyoko” and i was like “ok but do you listen to hayley kiyoko or do you listen to hayley kiyoko” and she went “oh i listen to hayley kiyoko all right” and then gave me a big grin and i smiled back and we were just beaming at each other in wlw solidarity wow
my french prof: if you’re talking about a girl cat, you still have to use the masculine. “une chatte” is something… related to cats, but it’s inappropriate and you don’t have any reason to be using it in the context of this class. don’t use it anymore please
everyone for the next 10 minutes: pussy? oh, pussy? pussy? is it pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy?
The thing is nobody teaches girls how to pick up girls. It seems like just about the entirety of culture is dedicated to helping men strategize how to get women. From an early age boys are learning how to get a girl’s number and how to ask her out and etc etc etc but who teaches girls this? Where do we learn? Girls learn how to be asked out, how to entice, how to invite attention, but not how to instigate. We aren’t taught and we don’t teach each other. If a girl likes girls she’s gotta figure it out for herself, if she’s not lucky enough to be in a community where there are clear signifiers of interest and older wlw who will show them the ropes. How often do you suppose there are gay girls who are sitting there aching to hook up with each other but neither of them is making the first move? They don’t know the moves? They can’t tell if their interest is welcome and how to find out? Maybe they go to lgbt spaces and hope like hell for someone to approach them because how the hell do you hit on a girl? People just do that?? HOW?? And they go home alone again and again. Meanwhile men will do all the approaching and introducing and making things happen and it’s just EASIER. It just is. And anyway this is why I feel like a lot of bisexual women end up with men long-term.
ok best part of the hayley kiyoko concert: she made a joke about how we should do this every week, we should bring snacks, etc., and someone started shouting ‘YOU’RE THE SNACK!’ not only did it take her like 5 minutes to realize the crowd was shouting this in unison, but the girl on the keys had to tell her what we were screaming and then she laughed and said something to the effect of ‘i can’t believe it took me 45 minutes to figure out you were flirting with me’ like what a model useless lesbian
fellas what is it about thor that when I look at him I think “lesbian icon”
its the fact that he’s a lesbian icon
Thor: can I buy you a drink?
Lesbian : actually I like girls
Thor: Wonderful! I like them as well. Would you like to join me in buying drinks for beautiful women?
Thor looks like he gives great hugs and will let you cry on him when your girlfriend leaves you and then sets you up with an Asgardian hottie who treats you like a Faberge egg.
I expect nothing less from a man who wanted to be a Valkyrie
Saturna Sorceress 